Can i just say i have the cutest son alive!!

This little man bring so much joy to my life.

I love you Monkey.

#12

Last but not least.. My number 12 most influential person.

Well for me its going to be people! I cant do one without doing the rest of them!

My Aunts and Uncles

My Aunt Denise! My favorite aunt! Where do i even start. Im named after her and lets just say I'm ALOT like her in many ways! She is a strong, beautiful, loving, understanding, and crazy at times but i love her to death. Ever sense i was little i always knew that i could go to her for everything and anything. She is always just one phone call away! I'll always remember when i was home sick i would go cuddle up with her and she would always make me feel better. Aunt Neise I love you more then you think, thanks for always being there for me when i really needed someone!

My Aunt Shell. My favorite aunt! She is beautiful, honest, hilarious, loving, and most of all understanding. We have always lived really close to my aunt so i was over there 24/7 i swear. I got really close with my aunt shell, we would have sleep over with my cousin and i would hang out with my aunt instead my cousin cause i was the only girl. I'll always remember aunt Shell asking me "i'll give you a dollar if you play with my hair" Aunt Shell I love you more then words can express, thanks for being the one i could tell anything to!

Uncle Lance! Man oh man where should i start! I love this man with everything i am! He makes life worth living. He is always the first one to put a smile on you face. He is the family clown hands down. My uncle is intelligent, spontaneous, outgoing, and very handsome. For years and years he would tell us im NEVER getting married and never having kids, but guess what he has three kids and happily married. Uncle Lance thanks for always bring a smile to my face and thanks for being you. I love you

Aunt Melissa. My crazy, wonderful, loyal aunt. She is more a friend to me then a aunt. Thats only cause she come into my life when i was about 13 or so. She is the funniest girl to be around. She can make a whole room have fun. I love knowing that i can really have someone to talk to. She is such a great mom to her three boys. I love you aunt Mel.

Uncle Kelly. I have always been an Uncle Kelly girl from day one. He never got girls of his own, so we were always his baby girls. He is creative, cheerful, caring, and most of all mine. :) I always knew if i needed someone to hold me and make me feel better all i had to do was to jump on his lap and everything was okay! I can always go to my uncle for everything. He always put a smile to my face. I love you more then you know.

Uncle Henry. Oh boy he is one crazy man, that i love more then anything! When i was little he used to scared the crap out of me. Now he does that to all the little kids. He is respectful, motivating, talented, and the biggest sweetheart. When i would go over to his house we would always be playing baseball, he was the one who would always be out on the field with us teaching us how to do everything. I cant be more thankful to him for that. He is always the one that we can count on to give us crap. I love you so much!!

Sorry about the one person turning into 6 people! But i love them with everything i have and i couldnt do one without the other 5 :)

Worst date ever

Just thought i would share this with you! When i read it i couldn't stop laughing! Hope you think its funny to :)

WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date
story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes
the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her
worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her
tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite
cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake
City , Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were
strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did
for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point here she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside
the road, or it would be the front seat of his car .
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside
the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have
good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself. Her companion stood
on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the
situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts
of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to
disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had
a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor
of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so
long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need
of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as
the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free
her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had
gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized
that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other
way, her first time
date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt
off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And
you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment... 'This
gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
and how did the first date turn out? He became
her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.